Nicole Kidman gets a sex change for Gwyneth Paltrow in ‘The Danish Girl.’ From what to what?

Am I the only person on earth who does not find these two women at all attractive?





Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow















In a questionable bit of casting, Nicole Kidman will play Gwyneth Paltrow’s husband/wife in a strange romantic film, “The Danish Girl.”

Two of the coldest and least sexy actresses in Hollywood? (Make that on the planet.)

Whose idea was this?

Ice queen Paltrow has replaced uber-hottie Charlize Theron in “Girl,” an adaptation of the real-life story about two Danish artists, Einar (Nicole) and Greta (Gwyneth) Wegener, who achieved artistic success after Einar stood in for the female models Greta painted

As their work became more and more popular, Greta encouraged her husband to dress like a woman all the time. See, that’s how it always starts. (Kidding!)

Einar had several surgeries and a full-on sex-change operation in 1931, and later died after an unsuccessful uterus implantation.

If it’s hard to imagine Nicole playing this role, keep in mind that she was quoted as saying — probably without hint of a facial expression — that she has tried strange sexual fetish things.

Frankly, if there are gonna be hot Danish lesbian sex scenes, we’d have preferred Charlize to Gwyneth.

And wouldn’t Gwynnie make a better man than porcelain-skinned Nicole?

Photos: Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow. Credit: WireImage



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